He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
