I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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