2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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