i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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