we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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