Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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