Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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