Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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