I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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