Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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