You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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