I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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