Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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