Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I need a beard to bite.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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