Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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