CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Randomize