Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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