Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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