windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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