So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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