Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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