i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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