guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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