we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I wish I only lived at night.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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