did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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