i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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