is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked