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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels

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  Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype

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• (214): View more from Texas

  you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.

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• (714): View more from California

  When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.

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