yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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