David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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