I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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