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(917): View more from New York City

My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard

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(727): View more from Florida

but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.

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(807): View more from Ontario

I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth

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(360): View more from Washington

I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob

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(310): View more from California

Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself

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(402): View more from Nebraska

All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.

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(415): View more from California

Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great

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