But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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