you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
my poor anus
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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