come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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