I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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