No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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