Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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