i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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