did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just pee around me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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