Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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