he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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