Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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