We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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