I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
he quoted the bible to break up with me
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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