A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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