theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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