Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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