You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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