Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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