4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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