So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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