Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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