There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my phone needs a breathalizer
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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