You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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