Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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