i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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