This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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